i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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