people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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