i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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