Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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