Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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