Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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