she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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