He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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