u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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