So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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