And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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