You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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