that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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