I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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