I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Two words: blizzard sex
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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