halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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