Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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