Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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