Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
is it fun? or sober?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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