Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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