i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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