sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
