Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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