i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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