we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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