He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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