Soap is not a condiment
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day