I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think i peed on brittanys purse
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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