***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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