I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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