I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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