Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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