You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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