So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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