That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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