What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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