Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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