i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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