Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(224): View more from Illinois

Awesome. Ask her out.

(815): View more from Illinois

Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(845): View more from New York

He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?

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(614): View more from Ohio

You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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(631): View more from New York

Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"

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(205): View more from Alabama

just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.

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(641): View more from Iowa

and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"

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(410): View more from Maryland

Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"

(1-410): View more from Maryland

How come I never meet celebrities?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision

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