Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision