is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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