you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
