so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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