Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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