there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Randomize