Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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