Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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