Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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