Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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