i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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