It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he fucked my hip out of place.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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