so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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