you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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